StarCraft II Questions

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Author

Shannon Quinn

Published

Posted on the 31st of January in the year 2019, at 3:26pm. It was Thursday.

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I’ve been sick the past couple of days. In between drinking way too much tea, passing out cold, and actually getting the occasional bit of work done, I’ve been (re-)playing a decent amount of StarCraft II, specifically the Legacy of the Void (LotV) campaign. It’s the final installment of SC2, and honestly it’s the one I find most frustrating.

No, it’s not the dialogue, which is super cliche and overwrought, but it’s endemic across the entire SC2 series. Also, the LotV gameplay honestly makes up for it (as is true for most of the SC2 series).

Rather, my problem is with the actual storytelling. There are lots of sprawling story elements but a lot of them just don’t make any sense. Heart of the Swarm (HotS) had a few chin-scratching moments, but overall the storyline was a pretty clear and well-motivated revenge tale. Even before that, Wings of Liberty (WoL) was a clear and compact story of regret and redemption. So while the LotV gameplay was outstanding, it was extremely jarring for the story to be so jumbled and reliant on retconning a large amount of StarCraft lore.

So may I present, inspired by RedLetterMedia’s treatment of Prometheus several years back, a list of questions that came to mind. Presented in no particular order:

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A meme image of the original Starcraft with a screen filled with siege tanks, and text saying 'Where is your god now?'

A meme image of a cat, with text saying 'Nuclear launch detected.'

A meme image showing a siege tank operator in Starcraft II, with text saying 'Claims to have no patience for sitting around, chooses siege tank operator as his profession.'

A meme image showing a Terran Marine, with text reading 'Build 7 marines, lose to 2 zealots.'

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Really, I just think this game sucks.

(not really tho)

Citation

BibTeX citation:
@online{quinn2019,
  author = {Quinn, Shannon},
  title = {StarCraft {II} {Questions}},
  date = {2019-01-31},
  url = {https://magsol.github.io/2019-01-31-starcraft-ii-questions},
  langid = {en}
}
For attribution, please cite this work as:
Quinn, Shannon. 2019. “StarCraft II Questions.” January 31, 2019. https://magsol.github.io/2019-01-31-starcraft-ii-questions.